Funny Friday #27 04/16/21

1.Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?

2.Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards? He was going through a stage.

3.Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.

4.How do poets say hello? Hey, haven’t we metaphor?

5.Why don’t Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you should never drink and derive.

6.What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack? The best of thymes, the worst of thymes.

7.Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibition? Because it was culutred.

8.What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes? Re-Morse Code.

9.Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles. He kept leaving little messages around the house.

10.Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar? They each got 6 months.