201-210 Coffee Jokes

201.What do you call a sad coffee? A depresso.

202.Drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems.

203.A guy walks into a coffee shop and orders a coffee to go. So it gets up and leaves.

204.What do you call a cow who just gave birth? De-calf-inated.

205.Today someone stole my coffee cup. I made a report of being mugged.

206.Why don’t snakes drink coffee? It makes them viper-active.

207.How are coffee beans like kids? They’re always getting grounded.

208.I tell coffee jokes to people so they don’t hurt me. Safe-tea first!

209.I made my wife a cup of coffee today and she complained it tasted like dirt. I said, "That's not surprising. It was just ground this morning."

210.Why did the kangaroo stop drinking coffee? It made him to jumpy.