16-30 Halloween

16.What is a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument? The trom-bone.

17.Why was the vampire interested in the New York Times? He heard it had great circulation.

18.Why wouldn’t the skeleton go in the haunted house? He had no guts.

19.What do you say when you’re having dinner with a skeleton? Bone appetit!

20.Why was the skeleton lonely? He had no body. 21.Why do vampires use mouthwash? They have bat breath.

22.How do skeleton’s travel in an emergency? In a skele-copter.

23.What do you call a skeleton who refuses to help you clean? Lazy bones.

24.Who did Dracula take to the school dance? His ghoul friend.

25.What kind of mistakes do ghosts make? Boo boos.

26.Why are skeletons always so calm? Nothing gets under their skin.

27.How did the great pumpkin fix his jeans? With a pumpkin patch.

28.Did you hear about the vampire who had to go to the doctor? He was coffin.

29.What do you call a stupid skeleton? A bonehead.

30.Why are ghosts so happy when they’re in an elevator? It lifts their spirits.