161-170 Knock Knock

161.Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce us in and you’ll find out.

162.Knock knock. Who’s there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? I‘m fine, how are you.

163.Knock knock. Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Anita borrow a pencil.

164.Knock knock. Who’s there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell it’s broken.

165.Knock knock. Who’s there? Theodore. Theodore who? Theodore is stuck. And won’t open.

166.Knock knock. Who’s there? Police. Police who? Just let us in it’s raining.

167.Knock knock. Who’s there? Maverick. Maverick who? I just like saying Maverick, what a cool name.

168.Knock knock. Who’s there? Fera. Fera who? Fera not you have a knock knock joke.

169.Knock knock. Who’s there? Danna. Danna who? Danadannadannadanna, Batman!

170.Knock knock. Who’s there? Tanya. Tanya who? Tanya radio down, I can’t hear myself think!