441-450 Books and Literature

441.What do you call 2000 mockingbirds? Two kilo mockingbird.

442.What's the fastest way to get to a library? Book it!

443.What’s the difference between cats and a comma? Cats have claws at the end of their paws and commas are a pause at the end of a clause.

444.What dinosaur knows a lot of synonyms? A thesaurus.

445.Why do words and punctuation end up in court? To be sentenced.

446.What did Luke Skywalker say to his English teacher? Metaphors be with you.

447.A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.

448.What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles because there’s a mile between each s.

449.Why don’t readers have extra time? They’re booked.

450.I hope these books have tickled your spine.