391-400 U.S. States

391.What US state has the smallest soft drinks? Minni-soda.

392.Hey man, did your Geography teacher tell you what the newest US state is? I don't know but Alaska.

393.What US state has a lot of dirty laundry? Wash-ington.

394.What did Delaware? A brand New Jersey.

395.What did Tennessee? The same thing Arkansas.

396.Why is Alabama the smartest state?… Because it has 4 A’s and 1 B!

397.Which state has the most pirates?… Arrrrrrrkansas.

398.What is Santa’s favorite place to deliver presents?… Idaho-ho-ho!

399.What is the loudest state in America?… Ill – i – NOISE!

400.Where do cows go on vacation?… Moo York.