171-190 Amazon Alexa Jokes

171.Why was the man so happy at the cookout? He met the grill of his dreams!

172.What happens when Dwayne Johnson and a pig give you a hug. You’re stuck between The Rock and a lard place.

173.What do you call a Hobbit wearing a gold chain? Lord of the Blings.

174.Why was the coffee pot an instagram star? He was a pro with filters.

175.I really dig earthworms, but I haven’t met one yet that doesn’t have a dirty mouth.

176.Who do you call a rapping pilot from Star Wars? Hans Yolo.

177.How did the coffee get so strong? By doing the french press.

178.How do you get a barber to cross the road? Just yell, “Comb over here!”.

179.Did you hear about the table that thought it was a rocking chair? It had a few screws loose.

180.A man walked into a bar. “Clank!”

181.Why was the cat a great baker? He made everything from scratch.

182.What do you call a statue in a Star Wars gift shop? Mannequin Skywalker.

183.What do you call a sweater on the world’s cutest dog? A pugly sweater.

184.Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, that’s the chicken’s bussiness.

185.Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide.

186.What happens if you microwave a frozen burrito instead of eating it? You dash to the bathroom 30 minutes sooner!

187.What’s a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s R, but it be the C.

188.Did you hear about the football play along time ago in a galaxy far far away? It’s called Jabba the hut hut hike!

189.What do you call a herd of flying cows going to Omaha? Steaks on a plane.

190.How is a private eye like a dry cleaner? They both do people’s dirty work.