291-300 Dentist

291.What's a dentist's favorite movie? Plaque to the Future.

292.Why did the king go to the dentist? To get his teeth crowned.

293.What do you call a dentist’s advice? Their flossophy.

294.What does a marching band member use to brush his teeth? A tuba toothpaste.

295.What’s a dentist’s favorite time of day? Tooth-hurty.

296.What will the dentist give you for $1? Buck teeth.

297.Dentist: What kind of filling do you want in your tooth? Boy: Chocolate!

298.What does a dentist call an astronaut’s cavity? A black hole.

299.What was the veteran before he became a dentist? A drill sergeant.

300.Why did the donut go to the dentist? He wanted a filling.