121-130 Science

121.A chemist walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, “Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?” “You mean aspirin?” asked the pharmacist. “That’s it! I can never remember that word.”

122.I was reading a book on helium. I couldn’t put it down.

*Personal Favorite! 123. What’s the fastest way to find out the gender of a chromosome? Pull down its genes.

123.Why should you never trust an atom? They make up everything.

124.Do you know any jokes on sodium? Na.

125.What did one tectonic plate say when it bumped in to the other? Sorry my fault.

126.What is faster hot or cold? Hot, you can always catch a cold.

127.Why did the graphite turn into diamond at work? It was under a lot of pressure.

128.How do you organize a space party? You planet.

129.They just found a gene for shyness. They would of found it earlier but it was hiding behind two others.

130.Oxygen and Magnesium started dating and I was like OMg.

Bonus(130 ½).If it has no mass it doesn’t matter.