541-550 Plants

541.Why was the gardener so embarrassed? He wet his plants!

542.What kind of flowers bloom on your face? Tulips!

543.Where do flowers recharge? At a power plant!

544.What makes some plants better at math than others? Square roots!

545.What do plants do when they first meet each other? They in-tree-duce themselves!

546.What’s the saddest plant? A weeping widow!

547.Why do trees have so many friends? They branch out.

548.Why do plants go to therapy? To get to the root of their problems!

549.What did plant couple say to each other? I'll never leaf you.

550.What did the tree say to the other on valintine's day? Wood you be mine?