561-570 Cheese

561.What did the mouse say when he snatched cheese without getting caught? Cheddar luck next time!

562.Why wouldn’t the cheddar hang out with the knife? He had "grater" plans.

563.Did you hear about the guy who hit on every girl in the room using cheesy pickup lines? How dariy!

564.When should you go on a cheese diet? When you need to cheddar few pounds.

565.What do you call it when you can’t wait for the waiter to put cheese on top of your pasta? Grate exspectations.

566.When should you keep an eye on your cheese? When it's up to no gouda.

567.Why is Christmas the cheesest holiday? Because of baby cheese-us.

568.Did you buy a lot of cheese today? Yes, I bought a Tunworth.

569.What happened when the air conditioning in the cheese factory broke? There was a meltdown!

570.What does cheese say to itself in the mirror? Looking Gouda!