151-160 On the Bus

151.What bus crossed the ocean? Columbus.

152.What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold? One knows the stops, the other stops the nose.

153.Does your bus get here on time? No, it gets here on wheels.

154.After a very tired day Sam’s friend told him he should take the bus home. “I can’t”, Sam said. “That would be stealing”.

155.What did the bus driver say to the frog? Hop on.

156.How do you get pikachu on a bus? You Pokémon.

157.How do bees get to school? With a school buzz.

158.How did the bus driver’s story start? Bus upon a time.

159.When your a bus driver all your problems are behind you.

(Not a joke but…) 160.How does it make sense that in a car you have to wear a seat belt, but in a bus of 50 kids you don’t?