501-510 Choclate

501.What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE.

502.What is a French cat’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse.

503.Which chocolate is in the Baseball Hall of Fame? Babe Ruth.

504.What is an astronaut’s favorite chocolate? A Mars bar.

505.What is a monkey’s favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp.

506.Why is a Toblerone triangular? So it fits in the box.

507.What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.

508.What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? Kitty kat bar.

509.What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A candy baaa.

510.What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles!