401-420 Animals

401.What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.

402.What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? Put it on my bill.

403.What's a cat's favorite color? Purrr-pule.

404.Why are cat's so good at video games? They have 9 lives.

405.Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? They're always spotted.

406.How do you count cows? With a cow-culator.

407.What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.

408.Why are dogs like phones? They both have a collar ID.

409.Why did the fish blush? It saw the oceans bottom.

410.What type of sandals do frogs wear? Open-toad.

411.What time do ducks wake up. The quack of dawn.

412.What was the goal of the detective duck? To quack the case.

413.What kind of bird works at a construction site? A crane.

414.Why is the barn so noisy? Because the cows have horns.

415.What do you give a sick bird? A tweet-ment.

416.What do you call a cow when it gives birth? Decaffeinated.

417.What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom? Odor in the court!

418.What animal should you never play cards with? A cheat-ah.

419.How do birds fly? They just wing it!

420.What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? It's pasture bedtime.