611-621 School

611. What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria? The food.

612.Why did nose not want to go to school? He was tired of getting picked on!

613.Why did the kid study in an airplane? He wanted a higher education.

614.Why did the music teacher get locked out? His keys were in the piano.

615.What object is the king of the classroom? The ruler!

616.Why didn't the sun go to college? It already had a million degrees.

617.Why was there no clock in the library? It tocks too much.

618.Where do math teachers like to go on vacation? Times Square.

619.Why do magicians always do so well at school? They're good at trick questions.

620. What school requires you to drop out in order to graduate? Sky diving school.