241-260 Birthday

241.What do you say to a kangaroo on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday.

242.What sort of birthday cake do ghosts prefer? I Scream Cake.

243.What goes up and never comes down? Your Age.

244.Why do we put candles on the top of birthday cakes? Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom.

245.What did the Teddy Bear say after blowing out his birthday candles? No cake for me… I’m stuffed!

246.Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake. Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.

247.It’s my wife’s birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present. “Oh, I don’t know”, she said. “Just give me something with diamonds”. That’s why I’m giving her a pack of playing cards.

248.Statistics show that those who have the most birthdays, live the longest.

249.Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.

250.When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When you slice it.

251.Why did the birthday cake visit the psychologist? Because it was feeling crumby.

252.What kind of birthday cake do you get for a coffee lover? Choco-latte.

253.I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.

254.What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel cake.

255.How do pickles celebrate their birthdays? They relish the moment.

256.Where do you find a birthday present for your cat? From a cat-alogue.

257.I always feel warm on my birthday because people don’t stop toasting me.

258.The older you get, the more you need to keep a fire extinguisher close to the cake.

259.What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"

260.What does every birthday end with? The letter Y!