311-320 Dinosaur

311.What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore.

312.Why was the Stegosaurus such a good volleyball player? He could really 'spike' the ball.

313.What's the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex? Lefty.

314.What do you call a paleontologist who sleeps all the time? Lazy Bones.

315.What is the dinosaur with the largest vocabulary. Thesaurus.

316.What do you get when you cross a pig and a dinosaur? Jurassic Pork!

317.What do you call a dinosaur that you can ride at a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus.

318.What do you get when a dinosaur is crossed with fireworks? Dino-mite.

319.What was the scariest dinosaur? The Terror-dactyl.

320.What do you call a dinosaur fart? A blast from the past!