631-640 Bears

631.What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig? A teddy boar.

632.What do you call a bear that jumps but never lands? Peter Panda.

633.Why did the bear quit his second job? Because he needed some koalaty time with his family.

634.Where do polar bears keep their money? In a snow bank.

635.What is the difference between a panda and a polar bear? About 3,000 miles.

636.What do you call a bear living in Florida? A solar bear.

637.How does a bear stop a movie? They click the paws button.

638.Why did the two bears break up at the North Pole? They were polar opposites.

640.Why did the grizzly get fired from his job? Because he would only do the bear minimum.