91-100 Band

91.Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear.

92.What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument? A moo-sician.

93.What’s an avocado’s favorite music? Guac ‘n’ roll.

94.How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks.

95.What would life be like without music? It would B♭.

96.What did the percussionist say when he was asked a question in band? Beats me!

97.What do you do when you don’t know which note is better? Call it a tie.

98.What did the band director say about playing a instrument? It’ll just come naturally.(♮)

99.What did the tuba player say to the flute? Hey you're looking sharp want to go back to my flat and get natural?

100.What do you call sheep that play in low-brass? Tu-baas.