501-510 Snakes

501.What's the best unit of measurement of snakes? Inches, as they don't have any feet.

502.Why don't snakes drink coffee? Because it makes them viperactive.

503.What do you call a Mexican snake? Hisssspanic.

504.What do you call a snake that builds things? A boa constructor.

505.Who is a snake's favorite author? William Snakespeare.

506.What is a snake's favorite dance? The mamba.

507.Why are snakes hard to fool? They have no legs to pull.

508.What do snakes do when they get angry? They throw a hissy fit.

509.What do you call a snake that bakes? A Pie-thon.

510.Why was the snake mad at the jewel thief? Because he wanted his diamondback.