591-600 Volleyball

591.Where do ghosts play volleyball? On a volleyball crospe.

592.What does a carpenter have in common with a volleyball player? They both like to hammer spikes.

593.What do blockers and waiters have in common? If they do a good job, there will be a big fat tip coming.

594.What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.

595.What do you do when you play the National Volleyball Team? You wear football helmets.

596.Why are volleyball players like lawyers? Because they always try to avoid faults and pass the blame.

597.Why did the volleyball player join the army? To serve our country.

598.Why can't fish play volleyball? Because they are afraid of the net.

599.Why are spiders great volleyball players? Because they have great topspin.

600.What do a dentist and a volleyball coach have in common? They both use drills.