271-280 Internet May 17th National Internet Day

271.Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet? They never want to log off.

272.Where's Spiderman's home page? The world wide web.

273.Why are fishing websites so popular? Because everyone always gets hooked.

274.Why did the student through the basketball at the computer? The teacher told him to put it in the net.

275.What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.

276.Why do goalies never lose their files? They always save it.

277.Why didn’t the man get any e-mails? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-mailman.

278.Why did the mummy stop using the Internet? He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

279.What’s the best city to search the World Wide Web in? Rome.

280.Have you ever heard of www.flower.com? I not going to lie, it's starting to grow on me.