101-110 Gym/Sports

101.Why can't Cinderella play soccer? Because she's always running away from the ball.

102.Why did the basketball player go to jail? Because he shot the ball.

103.What do you call a pig who plays basketball? A ball hog.

104.Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

105.What's a golfer's favorite letter? Tee. (Also his favorite drink.)

106.At what sport do waiters do really well? Tennis, because they can serve so well.

107.Why did the football coach go to the bank? He wanted his quarter back.

108.What is an insect's favorite sport? Cricket.

109.Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

110.What’s a runners’ favorite subject in school? Jog-ography.