341-350 Time

341.What animal tells the time? A watch dog.

342.Did you hear about the hungry clock? It had to go back four seconds.

343.How come the girl sat on the clock? She wanted to be on time!

344.What's a frogs favorite type of year? Leap year.

345.How many months have 28 days? All of them!

346.When does a clock strike thirteen? When it's broken.

347.What time is good to go to the beach? Sun-day.

348.What do call a man that is short of time? Tim.

349.If you had one dollar and only had one more hour to live, what should you spend it on? A lifesaver.

350.I bought five watches the other day. I have a lot of time on my hands.

Bonus:I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.