421-440 Animals

421.Why do cows wear a bell around their neck? Because their horns don't work.

422.What did the beaver say to the tree? It's been nice gnawing you!

423.What's the most famous animal in the ocean? The star fish.

424.Why do raccoons eat out of the trash? Because they can't go to the grocery store.

425.How do you fit more pigs on your farm? Build a sty-scaper.

426.What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk? An udder failure.

427.Where do polar bears vote? The poles.

428.What did the panther say while playing poker? "I'd be lion if I said I wasn't a cheetah."

429.What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? An egg roll.

430.What animals are on legal documents? Seal.

431.What do you get when you cross a snake and dessert? A pie-thon.

432.What is out of bounds? An exhausted kangaroo.

433.What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went away on a trip? Bison!

434.What do you call a bear with no ears? B!

435.Did you hear about the racing snail who got rid of his shell? He thought it would make him faster, but it just made him sluggish.

436.Why do fish live in salt water? Pepper makes them sneeze.

437.What do you call a thieving alligator? A crook-odile

438.What do you call a cow that eats your grass? A lawn moo-er.

439.How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button.

440.What do you call lending money to a bison? A buff-a-loan.