471-480 Numbers

471.How do you make seven an even number? Take the s out.

472.Why was 6 afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine. (If you don't get it say it out loud.)

473.I got in a fight with 1,3,5,7, and 9. The odds were against me.

474.You know what’s odd? Every other number.

475.Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? – Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.

476.What did the zero say to the 8? Nice belt!

477.There are three types of people in the world, those who can count and those who can't.

478.What do you get when you divide a jack-o-lantern’s circumference by its diameter? Pumpkin pi!

479.What is 2000 pounds of laundry? Washington.

450.What months have 28 days? All of them.