111-120 History

111.Why were the early days of history called the dark ages? Because there were so many knights.

112.What kind of lighting did Noah use for the ark? Floodlights.

113.What's purple and 5000 miles long? The grape wall of China.

114.Who made King Arthur's round table? Sir-Cumference.

115.Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom!

116.Which explorer was the best at hide-and-seek? Marco Polo.

117.What did Newton’s doctor tell him when the apple fell on his head? I don’t think you understand the gravity of this situation.

118.Who yelled, “Coming are British the”? Paul Reverse.

119.Civil War jokes? I General Lee don’t find them funny.

120.What is a snake's favorite subject in school? Hissstory.