331-340 Cross the Road

331.Why didn’t the chicken cross the road? Because the side they were on had a KFC.

332.Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wasn't chicken.

333.Why did the potato run across the road? So he wouldn't get mashed.

334.Why was everyone mad at the pig crossing the road? He was such a road hog.

335.Why did the skeleton cross the road? It had to go to the Body Shop.

336.Why did the dog cross the road twice? He was trying to fetch a boomerang.

337.Why did the fish cross the ocean? To get to the other tide.

338.Why did the fish cross the road? To get its school.

339.Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.

340.Why did the dog cross the road? He was chasing the chicken.