451-460 Barber

451.A barber in my town was arrested for illegal drug trade. It was shocking, I have been his customer for years. I never knew he was a barber.

452.Told my wife I want to open up a barber shop and she said: Cut it out.

453.What's the surest sign that you need to find a new barber? The pile of swept-up ears in the corner.

454.Where is a barber’s favorite place to keep his money? His shavings account.

455.What did the barber tell the janitor at the end of the day? Take hair!

456.Why did the barber win the race? He knew a short cut!

457.I got a haircut today, but I'm never going back to that barber. I asked for one hair cut, and he cut all of them.

458.I went to the gents barbers today and he asked me "Do you want your hair cut around the back?" I said "Nah, in here is fine."

459.I used to not like my hair cut, but it's starting to grow on me.

460.I was held hostage at a barber shop once. It was a hairy situation.