381-390 Sleeping

381.Any job is a dream job if you fall asleep in meetings.

382.What did the blanket say to the bed? I've got you covered!

383.What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!

384.Why did the man eat yeast and shoe polish before he went to bed? So he could rise and shine.

385.Why do dragons sleep in the day? So they can fight knights.

386.Did you here the jokes about the bed? I haven't made it yet.

387.Where do library books sleep? Under their covers.

388.Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow? So he could have sweet dreams!

389.What do butter flies sleep on? Cater-pillows.

390.Why did the man take a ruler to bed? He wanted to see how long he slept.