231-240 Star Wars

231.Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? To get to the dark side.

232.Why is Yoda such a good gardener? Because he has a green thumb.

233.What kind of car does a Jedi drive? A Toy-Yoda

234.What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? Lukewarm.

235.Luke Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke still can’t figure out the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps: “Use the forks, Luke.”

234.Where is the best place to shop for lightsabers? The Darth Mall.

235.Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns? So it doesn't Hang So-low.

236.What is Jabba the Hutt's middle name? The.

237.What do you call Chewbacca when he chocolate stuck in his fur? A chocolate chip Wookie.

238.What's a Jedi's favourite toy? A yo-Yoda.

239.What is a Stormtrooper's favourite TV show? Game of Clones.

240.What do you call a nervous Jedi? Panickin' Skywalker.