601-610 Cooking

601.Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way.

602.Why is the chef so mean? They beat the eggs and whip the cream.

603.What's the chef's favorite thing to do? Cut the cheese.

604.Why did the chef stop cooking? She ran out of thyme.

605.Why did the chef quit? They cut has celery.

606.How many pastry chefs does it take to make a good pie? 3.1415....

607.Did you hear about the fight in the kitchen? The fish was battered.

608.Why can't chefs play baseball? They always are caught trying to still a basil.

609.I told a joke about cooking, but no one laughed at it. I guess it didn't pan out!

610.A fly got stuck in the strainer. A chef who saw it exclaimed, "You got yourself in a fine mesh".