521-540 Cats

521.Why did the cat ask for a drum set? He wanted to make some mewsic!

522.What’s a cat’s favorite TV show? Claw and Order.

523.What color do kittens love the most? Purrple.

524.What does the cat say after making a joke? “Just kitten!”

525.Before going after a mouse, what did the dad cat say to his family? “Let us prey.”

526.What did the kitten have at their birthday party? A pounce house.

527.Why did the kitty get an “A” on their English assignment? They properly used an independent claws.

528.When a cat doesn’t want to say goodbye, what do they say instead? “See ya litter!”

529.What title does a cat go by in the kitchen? “The Whisker.”

530.What was the kitten bowling league called? “Alley Cats.”

531.Why was the teenage cat sent to his room? He was in a bad meowd.

532.What do cats call a big pile of laundry? A meowtain.

533.Why did the cat avoid eating lemons? They made him a sour-puss.

534.What song do kittens always request at dances? “Mice Mice Baby.”

535.What’s a cat’s favorite sport? Hair ball.

536.Why do cats hate laptops? They don’t have a mouse.

537.What’s a kitten’s fave way to shop? By cat-alogue.

538.What did the sick cat say? “I feel clawful!”

539.Where do cats enjoy spending a family day? The mew-seum.

540.What’s a kitten’s favorite kind of sticker? Scratch and sniff.

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