521-540 Cats
521.Why did the cat ask for a drum set? He wanted to make some mewsic!
522.What’s a cat’s favorite TV show? Claw and Order.
523.What color do kittens love the most? Purrple.
524.What does the cat say after making a joke? “Just kitten!”
525.Before going after a mouse, what did the dad cat say to his family? “Let us prey.”
526.What did the kitten have at their birthday party? A pounce house.
527.Why did the kitty get an “A” on their English assignment? They properly used an independent claws.
528.When a cat doesn’t want to say goodbye, what do they say instead? “See ya litter!”
529.What title does a cat go by in the kitchen? “The Whisker.”
530.What was the kitten bowling league called? “Alley Cats.”
531.Why was the teenage cat sent to his room? He was in a bad meowd.
532.What do cats call a big pile of laundry? A meowtain.
533.Why did the cat avoid eating lemons? They made him a sour-puss.
534.What song do kittens always request at dances? “Mice Mice Baby.”
535.What’s a cat’s favorite sport? Hair ball.
536.Why do cats hate laptops? They don’t have a mouse.
537.What’s a kitten’s fave way to shop? By cat-alogue.
538.What did the sick cat say? “I feel clawful!”
539.Where do cats enjoy spending a family day? The mew-seum.
540.What’s a kitten’s favorite kind of sticker? Scratch and sniff.