551-560 Colors

551.What color is the wind? Blew.

552.What do the colors green, pink, and yellow have in common? The phone rings "green....green.....green!" So you pink it up and say yellow.

553.What did the color say to the other color? I love hue.

554.Today I thought of a color that doesn't exist; but then I realized it was just a pigment of my imagination.

555.Where do colors go on vacation? Color-ado.

556.What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. (*read all over*)

557.What bird is always sad? The blue jay.

558.What color socks do bears wear? They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!

559.What do you call purple when it is being mean? Violent.

560.What do you get when you cross and smurf and a cow? Blue cheese.

Bonus: Why are gold fish orange? The water makes them rusty.