351-360 Farming

351.Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!

352.Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize? Because he was out standing in his field!

353.What do farmers use to make crop circles? A Pro-tractor.

354.What is a Happy Farmers favorite candy? A Jolly Rancher.

355.What new crop did the farmer plant? Beets me.

356.Who tells chicken jokes? Comedihens!

357.What happened when the farmer crossed a chili pepper, a shovel and a terrier? He got a hot-diggity-dog!

358.What type of horses only go out at night? Nightmares!

359.What do you call a horse that lives next door? A neigh-bor!

360.How do you get a farm girls attention? You a tractor.

Bonus:If a cow laughed really hard.... would milk come out of her nose?