1-15 Christmas

Christmas:

1.Why was the candy cane so expensive? It was in mint-condition.

2.What kind of music do elves like best? Wrap.

3.Why did the elf hoard all the Christmas presents? He was elfish.

4.What’s the forecast for Christmas Eve? Rain dear.

5.What should you do if your car stalls on Christmas Eve? You get a mistletow.

6.What is Santa’s favorite subject in school? Chemistree.

7.Did you hear the one about the reindeer? Yea, I herd.

8.Why do people think sheep hate Christmas? Because they say bah-humbug.

9.What did Santa and Mrs.Claus name their daughter? Mary Christmas.

10.What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls in a fireplace? Krisp Kringle.

11.What kind of linens do gingerbread men put on their beds? Cookie sheets.

12.What did Adam say on the very first Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve.

13.Why is Santa’s favorite way to deliver Christmas presents through the chimney? It soots him.

14.Why does Santa spend all summer gardening? Because he can ho-ho-ho.

15.Did you hear about the dog who wrote his own Christmas song? It’s called dachshund through the snow.