321-330 Jokes for Father's Day

321.Science teacher: When is the boiling point reached? Student: When my father sees my report card!

322.What do you call your dad when he falls through the ice? A Pop-sicle.

323.Dad: You’ll never amount to anything because you procrastinate. Son: Oh yeah? Just you wait!

324.I made a bad mistake today and gave my dad some soap flakes instead of corn flakes for breakfast. He was so mad he was foaming at the mouth!

325.What did baby corn say to mama corn? Where's pop-corn?

326.What did the daddy tomato say to the lingering baby tomato? Catch up!

327.Dad: "Hey babe, you smell that?" Mom: "No." Dad: "Me neither, start cooking."

328.How did the Jedi compliment his father? Yoda, best Dad.

329.What did the mushroom say to his dad? You're a fungi.

330. Dad: Son, if you keep pulling my hair, you will have to get off my shoulders.

Son: But, Dad, I’m just trying to get my gum back!