46-55 Easter

46.Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.

47.Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.

48.How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed easter bunny? He leaves deviled eggs.

49.What do you call a rabbit that’s a maid? A dust bunny.

50.Where did Mr. and Mrs. Rabbit go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.

51.What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.

52.What day of the week do eggs hate most? Fry-day.

53.What do you call rabbits marching backwards? A receding hare-line.

54.What do you call a sleeping egg? Egg-Zosted!

55.These are some egg-static easter jokes!