71-80 Language Arts

71.What do you say when you are comforting someone? There, their, they’re.

72.How does an English teacher punish a valley girl? Assign a 10-15 page research paper on the usage of the word "like".

73.How do you spell mouse trap? C-A-T.

74.What letter of the alphabet has a lot of water? C.

75.What starts with T, ends with T, and has tea (T) in it? A teapot.

76.What does a funny english teacher eat for breakfast? Synonym toast puns.

77.What is a english teachers favorite dinosaur? A Thesaurus.

78.Why do english teachers like cats? Because they have cause.

79.What do you learn before pronouns? Amatuer nouns.

80.What did the period say? We better just stop.