301-310 Summer/Vacation

301. What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.

302.Where do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.

303.What do you call a witch who lives on the beach? A sand-witch.

304.What do you get when you combine an elephant with a fish? Swimming trunks.

305.What is a frog’s favorite summertime treat? Hopsicles.

306.Why can’t basketball players go on vacation? Because they would get called out for traveling.

307.What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra with sunburn.

308.What’s the best day to go to the beach? Sun-day.

309.What do sheep do on sunny days? Have a baa-baa-cue.

310.What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day? I'm bacon!