Weather 461-470

461.How do hurricanes see? With their eye.

462.What did the lightning bolt say to the other lightning bolt? You're shocking.

463.Why do hurricanes travel so fast? Because if they traveled slowly, we’d have to call them slow-canes.

464."Gosh, it’s raining cats and dogs", said Fred looking out of the kitchen window. “I know,” said his mother. “I’ve just stepped in a poodle!

465.What are the hottest days during summer? Sun-days.

466.What did the tornado say to the car? You wanna go for a spin?

467.What is the sunniest name? Summer.

468.What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day? A wet one.

*I think this is a good one*469.If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning? The conductor.

470.Who is it that everybody listens to but nobody believes. The weatherman.