571-580 Hockey

571.Why did the boy climb up the tree with a hockey stick? Because he wanted to join the maple leafs.

572.Why do hockey rinks have rounded corners? Because if they were 90 degrees, the ice would melt.

573.Hockey players are like goldfish. The way we get their attention is to tap on the glass.

574.What does a hockey game and an airboat have in common? Loud fans.

575.Where do hockey players go to get another uniform? New Jersy.

576.Hockey players are good at making new friends. They break the ice really quickly.

577.I wanted to buy a hockey stadium, but unfortunately my realtor could only give me a ballpark estimate.

578.Why do Canadians always beat Germans at hockey? Canadians bring their 'eh' game; Germans bring their wurst.

579.What does Canada do with all their hardened and dangerous criminals? They give them hockey jerseys and call them the National Hockey Team.

580.What made the short-tempered coach of the hockey team so frustrated when he opened his email? He had so many forwards.

Bonus: Have you seen the hockey player who visited the bank? He said he wanted to give out more checks.

Bonus 2 (!): Heard about the professional ice hockey player who switched his profession to become an accountant? He got an off-ice job.