131-150 Food

131.What did the vegetable say when everyone was panicking? Lettuce romaine calm.

132.What do carrots say when they’re at a football game? We’re rooting for you!

133.What did the pie say while on a date? I have fillings for you.

134.What did the Italian man say to his girlfriend? You’re a pizza my heart.

135.What’s a happy meals favorite day? Fry-day.

136.What did the baker say the food joke? I donut understand puns.

137.Why are drinks so pretty? Because they’re cute-teas.

138.Be comin’ a vegetarian was a huge mis-steak.

139.Why are fruits so great at games with only two players on each team? They make a great pear.

140.Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter? I'm not telling you. You might spread it.

141.What is white, has a horn, and gives milk? A dairy truck!

142.What animal is a candy? Swedish fish.

143.Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.

144.Why do hamburgers go to the gym? To get better buns.

145.How much room is needed for fungi to grow? As mushroom as possible.

146. If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have? Big hands.

147.What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies.

148.What is a sharks favorite sandwich? Peanutbutter and Jellyfish.

149.What kind of key opens a banana? A monkey.

150.How do you make an egg-roll? You push it.