621-630 Olympic

621.Why did the Easter Bunny joined the Olympics? He heard first place got 24 carrots.

622.I just competed in the suntanning olympics...but I only got bronze.

623.Which is the most tragic Olympics story? A gymnast walks into a bar.

624.Did you know that ancient Greeks would shave their heads before the Olympics to run faster? Modern historians call it balderdash.

625.What do olympic sprinters eat before a race? Nothing, they fast.

626.If laziness was an Olympic sport... I'd come in fourth so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium.

627.Thirty-second olympics postponed... I didn’t realise there were that many sports you could do in thirty seconds?!

628.I was really close to eating in the cafeteria at the Olympics. Too bad I fell at the Finnish line.

629.Why hasn't Africa ever won Olympic gold in basketball? Because Africa isn't a country.

630.Aren't you excited that Breakdancing will be part of the 2024 Paris Olympic games? I'm head over heels!