56-70 Valentines Day

56.Why did the man send his wife’s Valentine through twitter? Because she is his tweetheart.

57.What did the snake say to the other snake? Give me a hug and a hiss, honey.

58.What’s the best part of Valentine’s Day? The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale.

59.What did the olive say to the other olive? Olive you!

60.What did the mexican say to his lover on Valentines Day? Your the Juan for me.

61.What did the pickle say to his date? Your kinda a big dill.

62.What did the coffee say to the other coffee? You mean a latte.

63.What did the marshmallow say to her date, when he said he loved her? I love you smore.

64.What did the toast say to the molasse? You bring out the butter side of me.

65.What did the drum say to the other drum on Valentine’s Day? My heart beats for you.

66.What did the calculator say to the pencil on Valentine’s Day? You can always count on me.

67.What did the light bulb say to the other light bulb on Valentine’s Day? I love you a watt.

68.What did the blueberry say to his wife on Valentine’s Day? I love you berry much.

69.What did the Valentine’s Day card say to the stamp? Stick with me and you’ll go places.

70.How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring.