Funny Friday #26 04/02/21

1.What is a tree's favorite beverage? Root beer!

2.Why don't you ever date a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them.

3.Why did the tomato stop? Because he was out of juice.

4.Where do felines roam? In the catacombs.

5.Why do hockey players make great bankers? Because they are good at checking.

6.What’s the scariest plant? Bam-boo!

7.Why was the snow yellow? Because Elsa let it go!

8.Why did the person hit the cake with a hammer? Because it was a pound cake.

9.What's a rabbit's favorite music? Hip-hop.

10.Why did the baby cross the road? To go to the whine-shop.