Funny Friday #9 7/10/20

1.Why do ducks have feathers? To cover their butt quacks!

2.What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other’s a little lighter.

3.Why did the bullet end up losing his job? He got fired.

4.What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

5.I can never take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him. I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

6.What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste, mostly.

7.I couldn’t believe the highway department called my dad a thief. But when I got home, the signs were all there.

8.What do we want? Low-flying airplane noises! When do we want them? Nnnnneeeeeeeeeeoooooooooow!

9.Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized? The doctors say it was due to too many strokes.

10.I’ve been trying to make a sarcastic club, but it’s been really hard to tell if people are interested in joining or not.