Funny Friday #8 7/03/20

1.I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

2.What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.

3.Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.

4.Why so math books always look so sad? Because, they have a lot of problems.

5.What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.

6.I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.

7.I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

8.You know, people say they pick their nose, but I was just born with mine.

9.What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar.

10.If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?