Funny Friday #7 6/26/20

1.What is a pirate's favorite body part? The booty!

2.If it takes two men to dig a hole in one day how long would it take for one man to dig a half a hole? There is no such thing as a half a hole.

3.How do cats bake cakes? From scratch.

4.What do you call a rabbit with lice? Bugs Bunny.

5.What does an alien do when it gets bored in school? Spaces out.

6.Have you heard the one about the student who was afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

7.What is more impressive than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.

8.What do you call babies in the army? Infantry.

9.Why was the rabbit happy? Somebunny loved him!

10.I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.