Funny Friday #6 6/19/20

1.What did the flower say after it told a joke? I was just pollen your leg.

2.What does a cloud wear? Thunderwear!

3.What kind of vegetables are always angry? Steamed carrots.

4.Why was there no clock in the library? It tocked too much.

5.How do you pay for parking in space? A parking meteor.

6.What kind of room is impossible to enter? A mushroom.

7.What did the science book say to the math book? Man, you've got problems.

8.Why did the woman become an archaeologist? Because her career was in ruins.

9.What do you call a nun who sleepwalks? A roamin' Catholic.

10.How do they answer the phone at the paint store? Yellow?